Monday, October 20, 2008

Surrounded By Strangers I Thought Were My Friends, I Found Myself Further And Further From My Home...

Bob Seber - Against the Wind


It's time for a little thing I like to call "Most Awkward Moment of My Life!!"

This occurred when I was walking through the middle of campus earlier today with my amigo. We passed a building who's windows were painted with several signs of the Zodiac. Now my friend was upset about the fact that Aquarius was not featured, and he says to me, "are you up there?"

That's how I came to find myself yelling the phrase "Yes! They have Cancer! Bam! Suck on that!" This seemed to shock the group of elderly women standing nearby. Shit.

Now, my friend could have helped me a little. He could have loudly said something like, "yes, while they do not feature Aquarius, the water carrier, they do show Cancer, the crab! Boy I love the Zodiac!"

He did not do this.

Instead, he saw this as a chance to further humiliate me: "I'm ashamed of you! Whether or not you like your grandmother, you shouldn't celebrate the fact that her test results came back positive! You disappoint me..."

Damn him.

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