And I Am Coming Home To You, If It's The Last Thing That I Do...
The Mountain Goats - Sax Rohmer #1
First, this song makes me happy. Listen away.
Second, it's time for a segment I like to call "MENACE TO SOCIETY!!" I've already warned you about Australia and you didn't listen. Perhaps now you will.
So what's today's menace you ask? I'll tell you. Batman.
Now I'm not one of those people who claims that Heath Ledger died because he got to into his part of the Joker. That's ridiculous. But clearly, Batman is a menace.
Why? Well for one reason, he makes innocent party-goers get arrested. That's right. Because to some tiny, out of date law used to stop the KKK from wearing their masks in public, this poor man was arrested for dressing up like the evil caped crusader.
Also, he inspires violence. Just look at this story. Two people dressed like Batman and Robin beat the shit out of someone at a resort. And their third costumed villain, dressed as the Joker, was cleared of all charges. Thats right. While the Batmobile may not have lost a wheel, the Joker got away. (hey!)
Thirdly, everyone incolved with him dies. Just ask Neal Hefti. Oh wait, you can't. He's dead! Who is Neal Hefti you may ask? Oh just the recently deceased writer of the Batman theme. Now nothing I have read indicates the cause of death. My guess? Batman's demonness infected him.
Good people! Read and beware! Batman may be coming for you!!!
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