And If I Start A Commotion, I'll Only End Up Losing You, and That's Worse...

Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love (you have to click the play button near the top right corner of the screen)


Now today was filled with epicness (a real word). I'd like to tell you about all of it.

I'd like to tell you about the fact that I got 5 gallons of milk for the price of one, because they expire tomorrow, and the store manager is a baller. And yes, they will be gone by tomorrow night. I swear it.

I'd love to tell you about the entire sorority that now wants my body after I played the piano for them.

But instead, I'll be leaving out the details of those stories, because I feel as if it's my duty to inform you when I learn something that is of great importance. Information that is no doubt as key to your life as it is to mine. Information...that could save the world.

Today, thanks to Cosmo, I learned that if a man asks his girlfriend to have a threesome with her and her friend, and the girlfriend says no, their relationship is over. OVER. Instead, the girlfriend needs to say, "some girls are into that, but I'm not." That way, the relationship is still going strong.

See the difference? "No," compared to...well..."no." Shit. Well nevertheless. That's relationship saving news. From Cosmo, to me, to you. You're welcome.