And Though I Ask For Help In Riddles, it is Clearer in my Mind, Clearer in my Mind...

Regina Spektor - Aquarius


I've decided that whoever writes headlines for various major news services needs to be fired. Because sometimes I'm trying to catch up on my world news, and I come across an article titled "Texts from elephant warn rangers of trouble."

Now, this headline makes me imagine an elephant patrolling a small town. Suddenly, he sees a ninja in the forest! He quickly pulls out his handy cell phone and somehow uses his giant feet, or perhaps his trunk, to text the autorites, causing them to come rushing up in their Hummer to run that evil ninja over.

And other times, this mystery writer is apparently produced with such a lame story that one would think that he/she would try and spice it up a little with a baller headline, but instead he/she comes up with something like "Dangerous Fruit." Really?

And "European Leaders Agree to Inject Cash Into Banks?" With what, a syringe? In all honesty, I don't really think that's funny. I just think the picture is hilarious. Mr. Awkward McGee I Hold My Arms Out And I Don't Look At The Camera just makes me giggle.