I Had an Argument Today, Someone Didn't See My Way...

New Faces - My Alarm

No more! Never again will I want to cry Sunday afternoon! I will no longer talk shit about the rest of the NFC North, simply because I'm jealous of them.

Of course this is all a lie. I will continue to do this every week that the Lions lose. Because every time they lose, I die a little inside. Because this is the problem. It's not like I simply watch the Lions and hope they win. Every week, no matter who they're playing, I honestly believe with all my heart that they're going to win. Before every season, I truly believe that they're going undefeated and winning the Super Bowl. No question about it.

That's what makes a loss like today's (34-7) expecially heartbreaking. Because I can't see why it happened. Because we're SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM. WE'RE THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE! WHY ARE WE LOSING?!? TO CHICAGO?!?!? BECAUSE JUDGING FROM THE MLB PLAYOFFS, NO CHICAGO TEAM SHOULD EVEN BE ON THE FIELD, FOR FEAR OF EMBARASSING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

I could die.


Anyhoo. I'm done with capitals and italics. For now. On to the point of this post.

So now, don't argue with me here, everybody knows that Johnny Depp's best movie is Ed Wood (so apparently I lied about the italics). Without seeing it, one might be temped to think that Ed didn't really care about his craft, aka Plan 9 From Outer Space. But after seeing Ed Wood, you realize that this man put his life into his movies.

So what are his other movies you may ask? Well because one of my friends is a pretentious movie buff, I have access to essentially every movie I could ever dream of watching, so I've seen several of them (Bride of the Monster, The Night the Banshee Cried, Night of the Ghouls). However, this past Friday, I watched an Ed Wood movie that may now be my second favorite movie of all time, behind only Rocky.

Of course, this movie is Jail Bait. I don't want to tell you much about this movie, so as not to ruin it, except that the tagline is "Danger!...These Girls are Hot!" Epic. Watch it.