It's a Rat Trap Judy...

So I met Michael Phelps yesterday. NO BIG DEAL. Nevermind. Screw that. HUGE DEAL. DINOSAURIC DEAL. Whatevs.

So I know there's one topic that you're all desperate to talk about. This story may not be clogging up all media outlets, but I feel as if it should be.

Yup. One of NASA's unmanned rockets was deemed a failure, so they blew it up. And what happens to the remains of this rocket that was apparently not pulverized? That's right. THEY COME SCREAMING TO THE GROUND AT BREAKNECK SPEED!!!

Really? Now they claim that most of it is falling "harmlessly" into the Atlantic Ocean (though ask those little dolphins that get nailed how harmless that debris is). And if this is true, I guess I'm mostly okay with it, except for the fact that a government organization is purposely littering the ocean. But if I get hit with a piece of falling rocket, I'm going to be pissed.