My Old Man's Drunker Than A Barrel Full of Monkeys...

So every Thursday, we have practice held at the stadium in preparation for the game on Saturday, and they make every effort to make it seem like game day (they run the scoreboard, the other quarterbacks signal in the calls, etc.). They also blast music to simulate game noise. Despite the fact that it's mostly shitty ganster rap, I love it nevertheless.

However, suddenly during practice, things took a turn for the worse. Over the speakers, this terrible, distorted, awfulness started playing, and I said to myself, "this sounds oddly familiar, though I can already tell I hate it." I then hear a voice. A terrible, terrible, terrible voice. It is the voice of Chad Kroger, lead singer of Nickelback. I don't know if you know this about me, but Nickelback is BY FAR my least favorite band of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Then, the song got a few more lines in, and I realize why it sounded a little familiar. (mind you, these lines are being sung by what sounds like some sort of neanderthal who just downed a bottle of Tobasco sauce) "Don't give us none of your aggravation, we had it with your dicipline." Thats right. Join in now. "Saturday night's all right for fighting. Get a little action in." THEY WERE COVERING ELTON JOHN!

I could have cried. I mean, really? It was unintelligible and...it was...Nickelback...

Thank God it ended eventually, though I swear to you it lasted, no exaggeration, 14 hours.