Okay really, after this, I'm going to stop being lame, I'm going to turn off cartoons, I'm going to bid my roomies adieu, and I'm going to go meet up with people and get ready to go out for the noche. We can't go to any shitty frat parties because they're all having rush. Bastards. But there's always plenty of slightly less shitty house parties to take their place. But that's not the point of this post.
Here we go. So I'm on the phone with ObnoxiouslyHappySister, OHS (I think I just love accronyms), and I hear from downstairs the melodious tones of confused girls. After giving my brain a moment to process the information (exact brain thoughts: "hoes!!") I moseyed downstairs to see what kind of shenanigans were going down. However I was met partway down the stairs by GayRoommate and these two random girls. Naturally, I assumed I had met them before and had simply forgotten, so I hugged each of them, and they just rolled with it. I then, without really understanding why, joined him in giving them a full guided tour of the apartment. The girls and I then chatted for a bit about the apartment, One Tree Hill, etc. (group consensus: why the fuck won't Dan die? Why Q?!?) I then made awkward plans that everyone knew we wouldn't keep ("Let's hang out soon!").They then left, at which point GayRoommate informed me of the details of their visit.
As it turns out, I did not actually know them, thus making my plan making even more awkward than it previously was. They had just been walking around looking at potential apartments for next year, and as our apartment door was open and 2pac was blasting, they chose ours. However, they did not ask for a tour. As GR informed me, he saw them standing awkwardly outside looking inside the apartment and having a conversation about it. After aparently 3 of 4 minutes of waiting for them to ask if they could come inside and see it, he lost interest in waiting for them to build up the courage to do so, and he asked if they wanted a tour, which indeed they did. This is where I joined in the action, no doubt making their day all the better, though I swear to you I heard GR whisper to them ("Don't be scared, he won't hurt you."). sonofabitch
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