yay. i officially love my teachers. while, yes, that was a blatent lie, in my position, its really almost a possiblilty. u see, tonight was the dreaded date of parent teacher conferences. i know. its hell. anyhoo, my teachers must have found the folded hundreds that i left taped under the handles on their car doors. thank god. this of course means that they lied more than...dare i say it...our amazing president. or maybe even our buddy barry bonds. please tell me u know who barry bonds is. if u dont, stop reading this now and pick up any sports page from the past three years. at least tell me youve at least heard the word "steroid." arent links fun? i dont know what im talking about. never mind. you stay classy san diego.