Wendy Let Me In
So per ObnoxiouslyHappySister's suggestion, I'm reading the book Candyfreak by Steve Almond. I remember stocking this book at my old job, and I always wanted to read it, but never did. Alas. But now I've finally taken the plunge. And it's magical. Lets read about a few of this country's great candy bar ideas:
The Vegetable Bar - Dehydrated vegetables coated in chocolate.
Tagline - Will Not Constipate (if thats not appealing, I just don't know what is.)
The Perfect Bar - Essentially the same as the Vegetable Bar, but improved!
Tagline - We have combined in this confection dehydrated vegetables rich in vitamins and bran!! (no doubt in the form of bark)
Rough Rider - No description for this one, though I can only assume it's oddly phallic
Presumed Tagline - Looking for chocolate love? Shove the Rough Rider down your throat!!
Club Sandwich - Again, no description, though I like to think it was just a sandwich in foil.
Presumed Tagline - A Club Sandwich
Theres no explanation for why these failed. Especially the Vegetable Bar. As terrible as it sounds, I want to try it so so badly. It's a sickness...
2 Comments:
I object to my Blog Name. For realsies. It doesn't even *describe* me!
But it suits you so well. I mean, clearly SisterILoveTheMost is reserved already. Sorry.
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