Hello there friends. Ha, I say this in the same way one would speak as if one had been gone for a few days, or perhaps even a week. It's been what, 2 years? Nevertheless, I push onward! I've decided its time to pick up where I left off, and continue my blog. I am well aware that I have no readers, so this will apparently serve just as a diary for me. What can you do?

Let me begin by venting to someone (read: myself) about my newest bother. Why do people say the phrase "I'm going to let you go" when they're ending a phone conversation? You're letting me go? As if you sensed that I've been trying to hang up for hours, and I just didn't know how? Girl please. What you really mean is that you're sick of talking to me [tear] and you want to hang up. Just say that! I can deal with it! I'm a big boy! You don't need to release me! I RELEASE YOU! So from now on, if anyone says that to me, I'll simply have to tell them that no, I'M letting THEM go. Suck on that.

Ooooooh I forgot! I'd ask everyone's opinion on this point, but again, if anyone has stuck around for two years, you have far more dedication than I could ever muster. For anything. But here we go. Wait for it. So a couple weeks ago I made plans with one of my amigas to get dinner. These dinner plans were her idea. It was in no way a date. Simply, catching up with a friend I hadn't seen in a few months. She suggests last Friday, but I told her that it would have to be this Friday, as I thought I would be out of town last Friday. However, as it turns out, I end up being free last Friday, so I text her to tell her that if she's free that night, we could hang out then, or if not, we'd just stick to our original plans. She promptly texts me back to say, "i am kind of seeing someone and he doesn't feel comfortable with me eating dinner with another guy- sorry!" GIGAWHAT?!? I WASN'T ASKING YOU OUT!! DINNER WAS YOUR IDEA!!! So I text her back to inform her that I in no way intended this to be a date or anything, I just like getting food with friends, but if her she or her boy werent comfortable with it, it's cool, we'll just hang out some other time in some other fashion. She then chose to not respond. Chica por favor. What guy is so jealous and untrusting that he forbids a girl he's "kind of seeing" from having dinner with a friend? Also, what business does he have telling her what to do? Bitch please. Haha sorry I'm done yelling. I promise.

In other news, no work for me this Saturday for the first time since July. I don't know what to do with myself. What happens on Saturday's again?

On that note, I'm off to watch cartoons before I go out for the night. Until next time.