Life inside the music box ain't easy...

Now I ask you good people, is it so wrong that one of my main dreams in life is to own a koala bear? I think not. But every time I bring this up in conversation, all I get are naysayers. Not once has someone agreed and said "you're right, they are the cutest things to ever walk the face of the earth." Stop it with your saying of nay! Damn you people! Here's a list of reasons that I've been given as to why koala owning is a poor life decision, along with the obvious responses:

Where will you keep him? - I'll carry him everywhere, he'll sleep in my bed, and when im in class, I'll just latch him onto my leg. Where else?

I hear they smell real bad. - thats why im going to give them little koala baths, and brush their little koala teeth, and worse comes to worst, I'll stuff dryer sheets down their little shorts. (of course they're going to wear shorts. It's adorable)

Don't a lot of them have chlamydia? - Yes, but as Wikipedia tells me, theres 2.8 new cases of chlamydia in the US every year. Does this mean that none of those 2.8 million PEOPLE can be my pet? Clearly no. So then why can a KOALA not be? Girl please.

Shouldn't you be paying attention to the road instead of arguing about koalas? - Shut up.