You've Got Your Love Online, You Think You're Doing Fine, but You're Just Plugged Into the Wall...

So both TallRoommate and ShortRoommate have their girlfriends (or gf's, if I may) in town. Yeah. True story. This leaves just me and GayRoommate as the single people in the apartment. Speaking of which, why is it that girls who are in relationships think that I'm hot shit, and keep thinking I'm willing to be a homewrecker (unfortunately, I'm not), while single girls think I'm their brother? Damnation!

Anyhoo. That's my whine for the day. Time for the point of this post.

Wait, I was watching the VP debate last night, and there was a commercial proclaiming Clean Coal as the energy of the future. Now I agree with Barack on most all issues, with a few exceptions, and I'm pretty sure this is one of them. I feel as if a non-renewable resource cannot possibly be the "energy of the future." Yes, I can agree that compared to oil, it's a better energy of the present, but I'm pretty sure relying on clean coal as the energy of the future is bad news bears.

Sorry, that wasn't the point of this post either. My bad. I got distracted. Okay...wait for it...here we go.

So today, I was walking through campus with a few people, and I saw this girl who had what is quite possibly the coolest hair in history. First off, hottest haircut ever. I don't know how she got her bangs to cut so sharply across her face, but she did, and it was glorious. That alone would be enough to make her hair stupendous, but to make it even better, it was teal.

So naturally, as we walk past, I slow down for a hot second to say "I love your hair." She looked at me as if I had said to her "I plan to kill your puppy and eat him with Ranch dressing." She was honestly shocked and disgusted with me.

I won't lie to you, I don't blame her. I blame myself. I really must have offended her somehow. How? I don't know, but I did. So if anyone knows how that was offensive, please give me a holla. Thank you.