I Was Kidnapped Real Young by the Sweet Taste of Love, Built a Fondness for Things that Just Weren't Good Enough...

Tilly and the Wall - Rainbows In the Dark

Okay, first off, you should watch this video. Because Tilly and the Wall is the coolest band ever. They don't have a drummer, just someone tap dancing. Tell me that's not baller.

Anyhoo. If you're Jewish and you've wronged me in the past year, well it's too late to apologize (just for you Timby) to me. Granted, I got a few texts and calls, but NOT ENOUGH. I know there was more wronging done by at least one suitemate from last year. Yes, my old roommate called me, but did the suitemate?!? NO!! Damn him. I wouldn't have forgiven him for anything anyways. Jerkface.

Point number two. I think I love scarves. I already knew this, but I love them more than ever. I don't know what's made my love increase so drastically, but something has. So if anyone feels like making me one (hint hint...ObnoxiouslyHappySister or FavoriteSister) I'd be totally okay with it. Makes a great Christmas present! I mean, in case you're getting started early.

And point number three. The next time I'm walking down the street drinking straight from my gallon of chocolate milk, and a stranger comes up to me and says, "excuse me, but do you know what's in that?" I'm going to hurt them.