I Said, "My Shit's Fucked Up? Well I Don't See How..." He Said, "Well the Shit That Used to Work, Well it Won't Work Now..."

Warren Zevon - My Shit's Fucked Up


So I think I have pink eye. I mean, I guess I don't know the real symptoms of it. I haven't spoken to any medical personel about it. But I've had a real bad cold, and I woke up this morning and my eye was crusted shut (terribly appealing, no?), and it's all red, and it's been watering all day. So I'm just assuming.

But I'm assuming you don't want to read about my pink eye. So here we go. After much soul searching, it's been decided. I have to go on a quest to meet Regina Spektor. If you know me, you know that I have every intention of marrying her someday, despite the fact that I've never technically "met her." That's of little consequence.

Because let's face it, she's the most gorgeous woman alive. Also, voice of an angel.

So it's going down. I'm going to buy a ring. I'm going to find her. I'm going to propose. And she's going to say yes. I'm excited.

I'll wait for the pink eye to go away first.