I Know You're Tired Of Not Fitting In, But It's Not Fitting In That Will Help To Begin To Show You Your Beauty...

Ingrid Michaelson - Charlie



So today might have gotten off to the worst start ever. I was supposed to meet with one of my professors at 9:00 this morning to go over various special tests for the thoracic and lumbar spine.

Let me give you a little idea of how well our meeting went. Well at 9:15, I had yet to meet up with her, and I was trapped in a stairwell. "You idiot," you may say, "how did you get stuck in a stairway?"

Well you see, I went through the door that said "exit to stairway only." They weren't lying. There was nowhere else to go. I walked through the door, and it locked behind me. Similarly, all the doors to the other floors were locked. I was trapped. It was evil. I suppose I could have gone out the emergency exit which had a large alarm on the right corner and said "DO NOT EXIT. ALARM WILL SOUND." But I opted against it.

I ended up having to have GayRoommate come free me from my stairway purgatory. After getting lost in this terrible building several more times, I ended up meeting her at 9:45. I explained the situation to her, and she laughed for a full minute. Damn her.


However, in happier news, ObnoxiouslyHappySister has made the best blog ever. It features me! And my hijinks! I love it.