Andrew Won't You Come To My Door...

Hayley - Andrew


Well shit. That game sucked.

And also, I failed socially. So Friday night, my plan was to meet up with a few of my friends who go to Penn State, and go out and socialize, impregnate strangers, shoot heroin, etc. However, I totally fell asleep at 10:45 and woke up with 5 missed calls, each from someone who attends Penn State. Damnation.

But that's okay. Because it was all soon forgotten after the travesty that was the football game.


So on the plane ride home, I did not feel like reading, so I had no choice but to think about nothing, as that's really all that fills my mind. That's how I came to have this thought.

Mountain Dew is the worst name for a pop ever. At least for that specific pop. I feel as if neither lemons nor limes grow on mountains, let alone the mystical lemon-lime. Thus, stupid name. That is all.