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Butch Walker - The Weight Of Her

So Butch Walker is my new musical love. It's the truth. And after a very insightful Wikipedia sesh, I now know so much more about him. For example, he wrote the song "Girl All The Bad Guys Want," sung by Bowling For Soup. That's shitty pop-punk greatness!!

He's also a producer, putting out albums like Katy Perry's One of the Boys, Pete Yorn's musicforthemorningafter, Day I Forgot, and Nightcrawler, The Donnas' Gold Medal and Pink's I'm Not Dead and Funhouse. He also makes an appearance in Pink's video for "So What" (aka the best video ever because she insisted that Carey Hart be in it), and apparently Butch and Pink were an item for a brief period of time following her divorce to Hart.

Anyhoo.


So I'm at this party last night, and after I've been there for about an hour, I notice that this one girl has been sitting on a chair the whole time I've been there, and she's spent the whole time texting on her phone. So I went over to her, took her phone and her alcohol, and said she could have them back after she'd mingled for a while.

So she takes out her keys and says, "well I live in an apartment down the hall, I'll just get a new drink there." So I took her keys.

Needless to say, she was a little upset at first. I mean, a stranger just took her keys, phone, and most importantly, her hooch. She kind of faux-mingled for a little while, at which point I gave her the alcohol back, as I figured maybe it would help with the mingling. And after a couple hours, she thanked me for making her go dance and what not, so it all worked out in the end. Hurray!!

The only problem was that I forgot to give her her keys back. Oops...

But I got them back to her eventually, so it's okay. Hurray again!!