I'm Dumb, She's A Lesbian, I Thought I Had Found The One...

Weezer - Pink Triangle

This song means so much more to me now.

I refer you to a prior post, in which I wrote about finding a girl that I may have loved. Well I saw her today for the first time since our meeting. We hung out, got coffee, played Scrabble, etc., and at one point in the discussion, it became horribly clear. Oh no, she's gay. That'll make our love more difficult.

So this was a little heartbreaking, but I suppose I'll survive. Though I do wish I had known prior to our hanging out today. I think that if you're super attractive and gay, you should tell anyone of the opposite sex right away, so as to avoid any confusion:

"Hey there, I'm Jessica, and I'm a lesbian, so don't be attracted to me!"

"Nice to meet you Jessica! I'm Nick! Let's just be friends!"

"Sounds great!"

How much easier would that be??