Would You Run Away? But I Know You Won't, Oh I Know You Won't, Yeah I Know You Won't, Oh I Know...

The Do - Tammie


So I got back to school yesterday, which meant I had many a person stop by my apartment purely to see my new haircut. The response was entirely positive, though who knows if they actually meant it.

Though one of my favorite gay friends, GayPhil, informed me that while he loved my long hair, he thought that with my haircut, there was no stopping me from becoming a model. Granted, I've never had any desire to be a model, but perhaps...

But no.


Also, timeout. Can we take a moment to go over the fact that this must have been the most uncomfortable this poor woman has ever been? I can't really think of anything worse. Don't get me wrong. Richard Simmons seems like a perfectly nice man, and that time he showed up on "Whose Line" was magical (especially the part where Richard is a telescope. Creepiest moment in television history. Or when he's a jet ski...or a raft...). But really, this must have been terrible.

Terrible...