But Time Makes You Bolder, Children Get Older, I'm Getting Older Too...

Smashing Pumpkins - Landslide

Why yes, that is a cover of the Fleetwood Mac song. And it's a far better cover than the Dixie Chicks version. Don't argue with me. I love the Pumpkins. I'd say it's better than the original too, but I love Stevie too, and I don't want to hurt her feelings.


So I went to Meijer tonight, and somehow managed to resist buying the 500 jumbo pack of bendy straws for $1.99. And if that doesn't show my good fiscal sense, I don't know what does, because those would provide way more than $1.99 worth of fun.

Granted, I did spend that much on sevaral packs of orange tic-tacs, and those orange tic-tacs are now all in my belly, but nevertheless, I'm proud of myself.


Also, I want a piece of "falling space debris" so bad. How bad? Real real bad.


Oh, and so I was on Amazon.com today, and I discovered that I'm a loser. Well I mean, I always knew I was a loser, but this simply reaffirmed it. "Why," you ask? Well I'll tell you. I take a look at the items that it thinks I might like. As a hip, young college student, what kind of items has it decided I like, based on my past purchases? Let me tell you: Theraputic Exercise: Foundations and Techniques, Physical Rehabilitation, Measurement of Joint Motion: A Guide To Goniometry and Muscles: Testing and Function, With Posture and Pain.

No seasons of Flight of the Conchords? Or books by Vonnegut? Or deluxe editions of Amélie? Damn!

But at least I know they're not quite all-knowing. Because I already own Muscles: Testing and Function, With Posture and Pain!! Suck it Amazon!


Oh! Last but not least. Dear FormerlyEmoFriend, happy birthday.