You Come And Strike Me Down Again, June, June, June...

Jered Tanner 4 President - June

I like him. And clearly, he'll never be big (judging by the fact that this, the official video, was recorded in his bedroom), and it's not like he's Neil Young, but I do like him.


Anyhoo, so I'm baking a carrot cake for my friend's birthday. Because that's how I roll. Also, that's the kind of cake she requested. However, I've never baked a carrot cake before, so it'll be a wild adventure. So now, for those baking enthusiasts out there, this is the recipe I'm using. If you have any suggestions, or other recipes I should use instead, holla at me, por favor. You're a hero.


So I'm sure you've all heard about the 13 year old who looks like he's about 8 and impregnated his 15 year old girlfriend, which I still find ridiculous. But then something like this comes out, and I kind of smile, because a ridiculous story has chosen to become even more ridiculous. And that makes me happy.


Also, "Watch out: There's danger in your wallet" is quite possibly the most epic headline ever, and whoever wrote it should be given a big enough bonus that he can retire tomorrow. Because, from what I read of the story (very little), it's a pretty dull article. But that headline got me all excited:

"What's in my wallet?! A bomb? A carnivorous scareb, like in The Mummy? A very petite, but very angry monkey? What?!? Tell me Clark Howard! Damn you!"

Mind you, my terror level went down (Orange to Yellow) when I saw the main picture, which didn't give off the vibe that I was about to die. But it wasn't until I got to the word "perplexed" that I really felt safe (Yellow to Blue. No, I didn't make it to Green. I at least have to stay Guarded). Because nobody that's trying to scare you would ever say the word "perplexed." It's true. They proved it.