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The Bird And The Bee - I'm A Broken Heart


Can we just go over how much I love wikiHow?

It makes me happy. And not just because it features articles that can help me in my daily life, such as these:

"How To Throw A Spear"

"How To Interpret A Dream Involving Beavers"

"How To Construct A Zipline"

"How to Remove a Stuck Breech Plug (Muzzleloader)"

"How To Discount Pascal's Wager"

"How To Put On Very Tight Jeans" (which is great if only for the warning: "Are you sure you really want to wear jeans that tight?")


No, I love it even more for the occasional article that makes me say, "wow, that's really bad advice." Take this article, for example: "How To Enjoy Toys As A Teenager"

This article is for you teenagers that are a little embarassed by the fact that you like toys, but don't like appearing childish. Well, if you want to still be "hip and cool for your age," try collecting toys! No, it's not for nerdos! It's "a serious pursuit that even adults in their 90s can pursue!" EVEN ADULTS IN THEIR 90s!! If that doesn't say "hip and cool," I just don't know what does.