The Title Held By Me, MIB, Means What You Think You Saw You Did Not See...

Forever The Sickest Kids - Men In Black

Why do I love albums like Punk Goes Crunk? Because they provide me with things like this, awkward covers of Will Smith songs.


So tonight a large group of us watched one of my all time favorite movies, Green Street Hooligans, in honor of the fact that a sequel is coming out soon. And let me tell you, it was just as good this time as it ever was. Not as glorious as Rocky, but glorious nevertheless.

And my friends have tend to become a bit wary when I praise movies as being super magical. If I say a movie is really good, they generally assume that it is indeed really good, but if I say that it's super epic, they start to worry that it actually sucks. This all stems from the fact that all of my friends hated the movie Lars and the Real Girl, which I insisted to them was the best movie of 2007 (because it was).

But either way, everybody liked Hooligans, and the movie inspired me to write a haiku:

British accents make
even unattractive men
seem more appealing

It applied to the men of 2005, and I think it rings true today.