I Will Never Forgive You For What You Put Us Kids Through...

Jenny Lewis - Bad Man's World

I love Jenny Lewis, and I'm a fan of this song. And Madre, I feel as if you would like her too, and you should listen to her. Let me know what you think. This is a live version, but if you want the actual MP3's, I can always send them to you.


Anyhoo, I had a revelation today. I decided that I hate people.

I, of course, came to this conclusion after looking at the cooking directions for my Stouffer's French Bread Pizza, which included the instruction, "Remove pizza from box and plastic bag." Oh really? I don't just put the whole box in?

And you see, this uset me because you know that instruction wasn't there when they first produced these pizzas, but then someone was an idiot, and put the whole box in the oven, and then sued the company.

My hate was only increased about an hour later when GayRoommate and I were looking at the back of his box of Simply Sleep, a sleeping medication. Naturally, one of the warnings written on it was that it "may cause drowsiness." I belive that the phrase he used was, "well it better cause drowsiness, or else I'm returning this shit!"

But again, I can only assume that they were worried about idiots taking it, getting tired, and suing the company.

Thus, I've decided that we propose an Idiot Law, in which whenever someone is suing a company, and the rest of the world is aware that this person is an idiot (i.e. Liebeck v. McDonalds), the plaintiff would be sent to jail instead, as they have no business being in the real world. I think it'll catch on.