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Andrew Bird - Heretics

So guess whos going to go see Andrew Bird in concert. Come on, guess. That's right! It's me!!!! Guess who's excited. Please? Right again!!! Me!!!!


So I was talking to JewishFormerRoommate today, and I say to him, "so what are you doing today? You know, other than eating bagels?"

So he busts out laughing and says, "holy shit, I just got back from the bakery. I'm holding a bag of bagels as we speak. Please tell me that you're eating ham."

Conveniently..."well I'm currently frying bacon."

It was a magical moment in Jewish/Gentile relationships and stereotyping. It was glorious.


We went on to discuss other activies that I could partake in, so as to live up to my Gentile heritage:

"hunting"
"ice fishing"
"smoking buddah"
"pounding brews"
"beating up strangers"
"living the dream"
"participating in any form of athletics"
"driving a pick-up truck"
"listening to Bruce Springsteen" (I was all over that one)

I best get started.