They're Tellin' All Of Us That We're Gonna Make It, But They Don't Tell Us How...

Morningwood - Body 21


Let me tell you all about one of the saddest, if not the saddest, moments of my life.

So last night was going amazingly. Obama was elected president. There was mass dancing in the streets. More seats in Congress turned blue. (p.s. Al Franken is currently 477 votes from being a Senator. AL FRANKEN. How baller would that be?) Some of the correct proposals were passing, though several ones were not, specifically in California, Florida and Arizona. Bastards.

So I walked to the liquor store for the second time that night, for the sole purpose of buying tic-tacs. So I go to the tic-tac area, right next to the counter, and what do I find? THERE ARE NO ORANGE TIC-TACS! WHAT?!? SONOFABITCH! (point for discussion: why are there even any other flavors? One only needs orange.)

I was forced to buy...(shudder)...wintergreen. Granted, this is the next best flavor, but it doesn't come close to orange. It made me want to cry.