Them That's Got Shall Have, Them That's Not Shall Lose...

Billie Holiday - God Bless The Child


So I just got back from the polls. Now I'm not going to tell you who I voted for, but his name starts with a "B" and ends with a "ma." Oh and there's an "arack Oba" in the middle.

Nor will I tell you who I think you should vote for. But did you hear about what McCain did on Saturday? He punched a kitten in the face. He then took it away to one of his homes, and nobody knows what he did with it from there. I can only assume it went something like this.


So the rally last night was amazing. Jenni Granholm owned. She got me so so excited. And despite the fact that neither Debbie nor Carl gave speeches, they were still there, and it was baller. I was really hoping Carl would step up to the plate, but his name isn't as good for awkward chanting (Ca-rl! Ca-rl!). I did my darndest, but not may people joined in.

And per the usual, My Dear Disco is magical, and should be named the official White House band.

Also, Bob the Builder apparently was there, and I just missed him. Damn.


And now, I promise that after today, no more political posts. Fine, after tomorrow, no more political posts. Maybe once in a while, but clearly not this often. But last night, while watching the SNL Presidential Bash, my roommate gave me the first legitimate arguement for McCain that I've heard: SNL doesn't have anyone that's very good at impersonating Obama, but they've got McCain down. And while they do a pretty good Biden, Tina Fey and Palin are twins ("I'm gonna ignore that question, and instead talk about Israel!"). GOD DAMN TWINS.

So, you best all be voting today, no matter who you're voting for. But again, think of the kittens...