"That's How I Feel About You. Right That's How I Feel About You." She Said, "Thanks, I Like You Too." He Said, "Cool."

Kate Nash - Birds


First, this is the cutest song ever. Me gusta.


Second, now I'd like to talk about how Mike Hart knows me, and how he remembered who I am and my name from when I met him a month ago, but I won't. I don't want to brag too much.

I'd like to talk about how the Lions decided to break my heart yet again today. I want to cry. But I'll try not to (I'll try not to talk about it, that is. I'm already crying).


Instead, I think I'll tell you all about the revelation I had last night at a party. Well I didn't really have it. Someone else had it, and I merely got her excess revelation that I picked up off the metaphorical floor. Yeah.

So I go to some shitty house party with a few of my friends (which I was iffy about, because I was still in my 8-hour post-loss moping period, but I went anyway), and upon arriving, I started my house party ritual. I went over to the IPod that was hooked up to the speakers and changed it to the Backstreet Boys (because nothing is better than harmonizing to boy bands along with a house full of drunk people: "You are, you are, you are, you are...doo doo doo doo...DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU SAAAAAAAAIN'T NOTHING but a heartache...")

I then went into their freezer on a quest for popsicles (success!), and then looked around the room for people that I didn't know, and proceeded to join them.

It was here that the revelation took place. So I'm sitting there eating my popsicle (lime), and one of the girls I had just met says to me, "drunk people always find popsicles!" Now, ignoring the fact that I was sober, she's totally right.

At parties, there's always that one kid with a popsicle. And everybody has seen him ("Hey where'd that kid with the popsicle go?" "Oh I saw him go upstairs a few minutes ago." "I saw him stumble into the backyard with a fifth of Burnett's a minute ago. In fact, I think that's him dancing with the maple tree...").

Watch for it next time you're at a party. It's totally true.