The Invitation Said "Bring Your Own Shovel," So I Brought My Own Shovel. BYOS. Bring Your Own Shovel And Shovel Up The Mess...

Regina Spektor - BYOS

This song was never actually released by Regina, as it was on her demo cassette in 1999. But if you're a lameass Regina addict like I am and have all of the songs she ever recorded, and as far as you can tell, every bootlegged live song around, then you have a copy of this one. No big deal.


Anyhoo, it's time for another edition of Greatest Moment Of My Life!!

So I'm in the shower, like an hour ago, because after my 8:00 practical exam, I've been lame all day. But that's not the point. So in the shower, I'm washing my face. Again, that's not the greatest moment either. Stop being so impatient.

Anyhoo, I'm washing my face. And suddenly I had to sneeze, but it was so out of nowhere that I couldn't do anything about it, and I let out a monster sneeze. When I opened my eyes and looked at the glass shower door, there was soap on it...IN THE SHAPE OF A FACE!!!!!

It was ridiculous (or ridic, if I may). There were distinct spots where my eyes and mouth were, as there was no soap on my face in those areas. So I rinsed my face quickly and hauled ass out of the shower to go tell TallRoommate, as he was the only one home.

He loved it, so I don't even feel bad that he had to hear the story from a naked pale ganglebackasaurous (should be in the dictionary).


But I'm off to go look at co-ops. Truth. Don't worry, not the ones where everyone only wears hemp and just drinks wine that they made in their backyard. Just ones where only some of the people do that.