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Crooked Fingers - Twilight Creeps

Now if you actually listen to these songs, you might recognize this guys voice from a song a while ago, which I claimed to be my new fav song ever, Man o' War by Eric Bachmann. That is, of course, because he's the lead singer of Crooked Fingers, a band I'm a fan of as well.


So it's time for a segment I think I'll call, "People That Are Way Way More Badass Than Me." Today's nominee is this fellow (at least I assume he was a guy, judging by the fact that he's clearly a dumbass), who decided to flee from the cops in his car after being pulled over. Understandable.

He is pulled over on a divided freeway, and decides, naturally, through skillful maneuvering, to pull back onto the freeway, and drive away in the wrong direction. No big deal.

He skillfully avoids the police that are coming from the opposite direction via the time-tested technique known as "driving straight and hoping they get out of the way." As you can see, it works for a minute or so before he loses control and smashes into an SUV, which owns his car.

But, again this man is a BADASS. He doesn't let the fact that he's missing most of the back of his car bother him. Or that one of his wheels is clearly perpendicular to the rest. Those are just silly details.

Unfortunately, as you can see, he soon crashes into a ditch. But look closesly. He never gives up! He continues to keep his foot on the gas despite the fact that his car obviously is not going to move. That's determination...and badassery.

I salute you good sir.