Eyes Seal Shut In A Slumber 'til We Hear Someone Mumble, "Could You Spare From The Tumbler, A New Drink For The Old Drunk..."

Crooked Fingers - New Drink For The Old Drunk


So I had a thought today. It's something that should have crossed my mind before, because I've no doubt seen it dozens and dozens of times. So I was at dinner tonight and there was a buffet of food: grilled chicken, pork tenderloin, chicken cordon blue, lasagna with meat sauce, etc.. But it's that last one that got me. with meat sauce.

Meat? What kind of meat? It's not like the other entrees were grilled meat, meat tenderloin, and meat cordon bleu. That would be ridiculous. So why is it acceptable for sauce to be simplified as simply meat sauce?

Is it squirrel? Mongoose? Emu? Llama? Pedestrian? Who knows??

I think someone should get to the bottom of this. ASAP.


Also, holy shit. Can 8 year-olds really premeditate something? Can they even plan what they want to eat for lunch?