Cause' It All Happens For A Reason, And Sometimes I Wanna Believe Them...

Mike Dunn & The Kings Of New England - The Queen


Often times on when I'm on the CNN website, certain headlines really catch my attention, and I feel forced to read them. Take this one for example: "Scientists discover long-lost Furby-look-alike." Yeah.

And then look at the picture. That is not a "Furby-look-alike," as they claim. That is a Furby. Don't lie to me scientists! You brought one to life you sons of bitches! You brought back the 90's! But without bringing back musical failures like Vanilla Ice...what's that? He just released an album? Dear God.

Well at least you didn't revive Destiny's Ch...what? They're releasing an album next year? Why??

Well that's okay. Because we can all still sleep easy tonight knowing that Sugar Ray is gone for good...shit really? They're releasing an album by the end of this year?

But not the Presidents of the United States of America at leas...an album earlier this year? For real? Okay...

But Hanson's gone, right? No? They've continued recording, just released an EP, and wrote a book??

Well whatever. None of this matters, because at least Edwin McCain is out of our lives forever. Not true? He released an album earlier this year?


DAMN YOU SCIENTISTS!!! WHY NOT BLINK-182?!? OR THIRD EYE BLIND?!?