If Someone That You Know Needed Something From You...

Bill Ryder-Jones - Someone That You Know

Now this is possibly his worst song, but it was the only one I could find streaming online. It's still a good song, and I really like it, but it's far from his best. However, this video is made from clips from the movie Christiane F., which I'm a fan of. So there you have it.


First off, happy birthday to Jaimee Harris. Because she's my girl. I don't know if she knows it yet, but that doesn't faze me.


So last night my friend wanted to run and jump into my arms (why not?), so she tells me to stand there, and she's going to run at me. But for some reason, she thinks that I need to be more intense about it, so she instructs me to "make a face like you're pooping," because that's apparently as intense as it gets.

So, naturally, I decide to rock a huge awkward smile, and give her the double thumbs up, at which point ShortRoommate jumps in with "that really is what he looks like when he poops." My friend is aghast.

Friend: "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY WHEN YOU POOP?!?"

Me: "I...um..."

ShortRoommate: "He just likes the way it feels!"

F: "You disgust me."

M: "But...I...wait..."

SR: "Yeah, he's pretty sick."

M: "I hate you."


Why did nobody question the fact that my roommate is claiming that he watches me poo on a regular basis?!? That doesn't seem strange?!? God damn it.