Well If I'm Undone By Thinking Alone, I Bristle To Prove That I'm Ruled By The Moon...

The Duke Spirit - My Sunken Treasure


I'm fairly certain I've never laughed this hard in my entire life. It's probably not actually that funny, but there you have it. I love it.


Oh, and as the bracket is officially set, it's time for predictions. And yes, you heard it here first. Dayton over Pitt to win it all! WOOO!!!


AND WAIT! HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!! HURRAY!!! I woke up at five to go hang out at the frat that my roommates from last year are in. They had already been up for several hours. Most of them were partaking in an epic case race, but much to everyone's dismay, JewishFormerRoommate wasn't taking part.

As they drunkenly ripped on him, he kept trying to say something about an exam in two hours, but let's be real, that's what we call a "poor excuse." Granted, I too had an exam at 8, and did not partake, but I'm also not in a frat. That's what we call a "super excuse."


Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes, I did indeed own my exam. What's that exam? You want to know why the Lochman's test is preferable to the anterior drawer test for an ACL rupture? Well I'll tell you! Because the Lochman's test eliminates the possibility of a false negative due to the hamstrings keeping the tibia in place, it allows the tester to either test just the ACL, or the ACL and the anterior portion of the joint capsule, depending on the angle of knee flexion, and it eliminates the possibility of a false positive because of a ruptured meniscotibial ligament, aka a floating meniscus injury! Suck it!

Yeah, that's how we do.


Final point of the day: let's go over the fact while I love shopping at Salvation Army and Goodwill and whatnot, I don't think I'd ever purchase a wig there. No me gusta.