And I Know Kung-Fu, And I'm Not Afraid Of You. 'Cause I Might Be Small, But I'm Not A Coward, I've Got Puppy Powers That I'm Not Afraid To Use...

The Boy Least Likely To - Every Goliath Has Its David

I love this whole album. You will do. Especially you ObnoxiouslyHappySister, or Robin. Let me know if you want it.

Also, I don't know what "puppy powers" are, but I want them.


Again, I'm sorry for the large lapse in posting. I've been incredibly busy with gymnastics. All these girls keep thinking it's okay to hurt themselves. Jesus. What are they thinking?


Anyhoo. Remember my magical essay that I wrote, featuring quite possibly the best ever metaphor involving a cartoon show? And remember how I said that I feel an A, despite the fact that I haven't gotten an A on an essay since Junior year of high school?

WELL GUESS WHO GOT AN A ON THAT ESSAY! THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S HOW WE DO!


Anyhoo (again).

So are you ready for this? So there's one concert that I'm going to in the next few months that sticks up above the others. "What concert," you may ask. I'll tell you. Spinal Tap.

Oh yes. That's right. Feel free to be jealous. I sure would be.


Oh and so last night, a couple of my amigas and I baked the best ever oatmeal raisin cookies (except without raisins, because fruit doesn't belong in cookies, so really they were oatmeal chocolate chip cookies). And while I'm baking them, one of my friend's roommates said something about a birthday present from her brother.

You can imagine how upset I was:

"When was your birthday?!"

"Um...February 5th?"

"And you didn't think that it was important to tell me ahead of time?!?"

"But...but I just met you tonight..."

"Don't argue with me! How am I supposed to bake you a birthday cake if you don't tell me it's your birthday??"

"But no, really, I didn't know you until an hour ago."

I started getting really upset at this point "I hate you."

"I guess you can still make me a cake?"

I started getting less upset "What kind??"

"Yellow. No, white."

"Funfetti?"

"No, wait, chocolate."

"It's on. I'll have it here tomorrow."

At this point, for some reason, she thought it was a good idea to sass me. "You mean you don't have my birthday cake yet?? My birthday was almost a month ago! What kind of friend are you??"


I could have slapped her.

But it means I get to bake a cake this evening, and I like baking cakes, so it's all good. I only have one jar of chocolate frosting though, because I almost never make chocolate cakes. I really only have it there for emergencies. I guess this counts.


Oh, and I forgot to mention.

We had our 5,500th visitor! Quite a while ago actually. Oops.

But anyhoo, this time, the prize goes to our fav reader out of Syracuse, NY! WOO!!! I knew that one of the New York readers would get it eventually. I'm terribly proud.