You Like Long Hair, And I've Got It To The Chin...

The Donkeys - Come On Virginia

First off, I think we can all agree that this song refutes my Madre's theory that you can't be in a band these days who's name is "The (blanks)." Bam.


Anyhoo, this is the conversation I had, via text, with my amiga. And this is why I love drunk people.

Amiga: "hey whats up?"

Me: "i mean, not too much. you?"

A: "same same. what are you doing?"

M: "sitting on my badunk. im being lame tonight."

A: "Haha your too funny i love ou what are you too funny what are you too funny"

M: "smoking crack. texting. the usual."

A: "you are tom funny Haha what are you doing"

It was at this point that I realized that I could legitimately send the exact same text over and over again, and she would have no idea. Thus, it commences.

M: "whats up? too funny."

A: "Nothing nothing what are you doing youre too funny"

M: "whats up? too funny."

A: "Not much you"

M: "whats up? too funny."

A: "Haga just bot back to o x place just sobering up a bit thankfully i was a bit belig"

M: "whats up? too funny."

A: "Not much about to go to bed"

M: "whats up? too funny."

A: "Haha good news Haha"

M: "whats up? too funny."

A: "Too funny. He owes me money."

M: "maybe you should go to sleep."

A: "hey! whats up?"

M: "i love you, but really, i think you should go sleep."

A: "i love you too! what did yuo do tonit"


I stopped texting at this point. It was making me too happy. Also, thank god for unlimited texts. I'm putting them to good use.