She Opened Up And Laid It All Right There, She Said, "I Don't Mind, No, No I Don't Care. I'll Help You Shovel Out My Shallow Hole..."

Tilly And The Wall - Coughing Colors

This is by far my favorite Tilly and the Wall song. It's not at all their normal genre of music (aka it's not super upbeat and happy), but I think it's a beautiful song, and it goes perfectly in my depressing music playlist, which I've been owning for the past week. He might not have the best voice, but I think it works well for this song. And I love it.


Anyhoo, I had a major blast from the past today. Wait for it. So my sophomore year of high school, in English class, my friend and I came up with the best business plan ever. We decided to start our own chain of stores. Of course, we realized that it would start out as a single store, but soon, it would turn into thousands.

Here's the store. It's called Pants 'n Porn. Inside the store you'd find, yup, you guessed it, a huge god damn crowd of people, because it'd be so popular. But once you fought your way through the mass of humanity, you'd find both pants and ('n) porn.

Because think about it. You love shopping for pants. And you may not have shopped for porn before, but the idea has always intrigued you a little at least. Admit it. That's right.

So why not put these two magical items together?! In one store! Pants 'n Porn! I know, it's brilliant. Yes, I understand that for our first few weeks of existance, our clientele would consist mostly of creepy old men with denim fetishes, but once the rest of the community became more aware of us, it would only be a matter of time before our empire would grow.

Of course, as we grew, we'd expand our selection a bit (suspenders, overalls, edible underwear), but we'd always stay true to our core mission.

So if one day, you're driving down the street, and you see a bright neon sign that says Pants 'n Porn (of course we use neon signs, exclusively. They're badass), I want a single tear to come to your eye, and for you to pump your fist and say "he did it!" Thank you.