Let's Get Rich And Give Everyone Nice Sweaters, And Teach Them How To Dance...

Ingrid Michaelson - You And I

And if you recognize the guy singing, it's Jason Mraz, singer of that ridiculous, cliched, not very good, but terribly catchy song that I often find myself singing as I walk to practice, "I'm Yours." But while that song sucks, I do like his cover of Queen's "Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy." While he clearly isn't as good as Freddie, he does have a bomb voice.


Now upon reading this article, I was only a little confused. Well, really I was confused after reading just the title: "Mystery Piano In Woods Perplexes Police." Because my first thought was "so there's a piano in the woods. Why are the police involved?"

So I read the article, and believe it or not, I had the exact same thought after reading it. First off, who is the woman that called the police? As far as I can tell, this was her thought process: "Look a tree! Leaves are weird. So is dirt. I think I'm outside. Shit, I forgot my name. Look a tree! I like clouds. Look a tree! That's a nice breeze. A piano! Call the cops!!!!! Look a tree!" I mean, honestly. She sees a piano, and CALLS THE POLICE. Really?

I guess I just don't get it. If, for example, the piano was dripping in blood, or was on fire, or I was aware of a series of piano thefts in my neighborhood, then maybe I would call the police. But let's face it, I probably wouldn't. I'm simply too lazy.

But titling that picture of the cop looking at the piano "Liberace"...those crazy policemen!! Always a hoot!


Oh, and this article just makes me laugh. Not really the content of it, per se. More just the title. In fact, I'm laughing as I write this. I'm pretty sure I'll always think its funny. I can't help it.


So I was at a party last night where I met the coolest person in the history of the world. We discussed our mutual love for Regina Spektor. He finally conceeded that she was mine to marry, which is just as well, because he was gay.