Monday, February 09, 2009

I Don't Wanna Pay, I Don't Wanna Pay, I Don't Wanna Pay For Another Day...

25 - Underground Railroad


You see? This is why Rihanna should be dating me! Yes, while I'll eventually have to leave her for Regina Spektor, I can promise that I'll never be in the wrong in a domestic violence incident. How can I promise that? Well you see, I doubt I have the physical ability to harm anyone. Yes, I'm 6'5", but I'm also 162 pounds, almost none of which is muscle.

I'll try and hurt someone, and they'll confusedly hug me, thinking that's what I'm going for. Or perhaps they'll laugh, thinking I was trying to high-five them and simply missed.

Basically, I'm not all that intimidating. Hence, Rihanna, I'm single.


Also, can we just go over that the Grammy's were baller. I didn't see very much of them, as I was at my water polo game, but when I got back, I turned on the TV, and Neil Diamond was on. I loved it.

And yay for Adele. Good shit girl. I was so proud. And can I just say, thank god Kid Rock didn't win Best Male Pop Vocal Performance for the atrocity that is "All Summer Long."

I've also decided that Rick Rubin shouldn't be allowed to be nominated for Producer Of The Year anymore. He's too good.

I'm also glad that I don't have to lose all faith in the music industry, aka the Jonas Brothers didn't win anything. Thank god.

5 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

I was just all WTF IS KID ROCK DOING STILL MAKING MUSIC PLEASE DON'T LET HIM WIN ANYTHING.

February 9, 2009 at 12:37 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Also, I'm older than Rihanna? I did not know that and now I feel old.

February 9, 2009 at 1:03 AM  
Blogger sacred roadkill said...

it would have been awful. i might have cried.

and don't worry, even when you get super old, and crippled, and senility sets in to the point that you don't know who i am, we'll still love you.

February 9, 2009 at 2:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In love with a typo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5l3_QfMb48
I thought you were raised better.

February 9, 2009 at 8:35 AM  
Blogger sacred roadkill said...

now don't get me wrong. i love my fleetwood mac. and i love lindsey's solo stuff even more.

but rihanna's gorgeous. it's true.

February 9, 2009 at 12:56 PM  

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