He Acquired These Things From A Life Of Crime, Now He's Selling Them To Raise His Bail, He Was Rippin' Off The People...

Neil Young - Ordinary People Part 2

This is an 18 minute song, so there's two parts. And I understand that 18 minutes is a bit of an undertaking, but if you have the time, and you haven't heard this song, you need to listen to it. It's easily one of my favorite Neil Young songs. It's from his most recent studio album, Chrome Dreams II, but it was originally recorded for an album in the late 80's, but they didn't include it then, because it's hard to sell an 18 minute song. But I love it, and if you like it, and you'd like the album, let me know.

So I just thought I'd let all of you know, in case for some reason you were wondering, I just killed my first anatomy exam. Made it my bitch. I said, "hey exam, I'ma make you my bitch." And then I did. And it was magical. And clearly I had no choice but to include that picture. Tinkerbell is being a little ho!

So I was owning it, which meant I finished it pretty fast, leaving me time to go back and look over it. When I turned it in, I was maybe the third person to do so, and the prof says to me, "that was pretty fast." So I get kind of flustered.

"But...um...you didn't say that for the other people..."

He tried to defend himself. "No, I meant it as a good thing. I think it probably means you did well."

So apparently I'm just paranoid (and I'm a Black Sabbath fan). But it was too late to back down and agree with him. I had to take a stand. "Well Brian, I still think you're a jerkface." Victory!!


We then had a joint giggle session, and yes, it was indeed as schoolgirlish as it sounds.