now, i do not drink, nor do i claim to be even slightly knowledgable about alcoholic beverages, but am i the only one that thinks wine should not be made out of fish? thats right! china, the creative minds that they are, are introducing fish wine. FISH!!!! they claim that it is "nutritious and contains low alcohol," but it still seems gross. and since when can people even make wine out of fish? i dont know what is wrong with the world, but something must be done. i dont know what, and probably would be to lazy to do something about it anyways, but thats where you come in. stop the madness. its time to strike.

hey hey. i got some exam and semester grades back. in world history, i got a b+ on the exam. in english i got an a on the exam and an a- for the semester. in spanish i got an a for the semester and a b for the exam. in science i got a b for the exam. yay. arent you all proud of me. im sure u are. yay! in english today, we had to draw either a picture of heaven or hell (i dont know why). anyhoo, me and my buddy mike williams were each to lazy to do our own so were doing it together. we're making a town where everything is about "the alchemist" and barry manilow . for those of you lucky people that do not know what the alchemist is, its a horrid book that my class had to read over the summer for english. my its horrible. naturally, this would be hell, but we're not going to label it either heaven or hell, as my teacher loves this book. if she gets angry, then guess what, we just forgot to write heaven on the top. if she laughs, again, we just forgot to write hell on the top. it should be good.

guess what. my furnace caught on fire. yay! it was shooting flames! our house could have lit on fire. i guess maybe our basement did some. i dont really know. but two fire trucks came and put it out and blew all the smoke out of the house. mostly. im blaming the people that came a couple weeks ago that messed with our furnace. no question. but i guess its good we had just woken up when it happened. yup. but what can you do.

i know that you are all excited about this little news event. apparently an oklahoma senator wants to bring back the marvelous sport of cockfighting. but, instead of putting razors on the rooster's claws (talons?), they would put tiny boxing gloves! what a great idea! those wild guys in oklahoma are always coming up with these great ideas. im just so excited! i can hardly wait.

hey hey. i know its been a while since ive posted, but ive had exams, and i seriously havent been on a computer for over a week. anyhoo, i got 2 new xbox games, espn college hoops 2k5, and tony hawks underground. underground is sweet, the basketball game sucked so i tried to return it, but there was some copyright law, so my friend helped me understand it more and now its better. thought u should know. plus im lonely.

my guess is i feel a lot like him

wow. i am way past sick. ive got a fever. ive got a cough. i cant breath through my nose. my throat is killing me. when i talk i sound like some kind of hideous monster. i want to go home. anyhoo, monica is coming home next weekend and were gonna have a kegger. or maybe not. what can you do.

brick

im sorry this picture really makes me laugh. brick is my hero. ("i love desk. i love floor. i love lamp" "brick, are you looking around the room and saying you love things?" "i love lamp. i love lamp. i love lamp!")

wowee

im not going to say that im in yearbook class and its really dull because there is nothing to do, but im in yearbook class and its really dull because there is nothing to do. im not complaining though. its a good class to bring up my gpa. anyhoo, im going to sno-shuffle. we're just going as friends, but im going never the less. im planning on just wearing what i wore for homecoming. ill change the tie. but the rest will be the same. its just a black tie + white shirt. its not like it will matter. and, monica, i said id update occationally. stop complaining. ive had just about enough of your lip.

its so sad

its been a while

i know. i havent been on in a while. ive been busy. and, i can never remember to post. im serious, sometimes i forget how to spell my name. im not skilled. anyhoo, im in yearbook class right now. god knows what i should be doing. but, that doesnt really matter. as im sure u noticed if u read monicas blog, i was recently bought the origional, rose-scented beauty fluid. i guess ill have to get my own moisturizer. ill try to keep up on posting, though i doubt anyone cares about what im thinking. but u have no choice.