wowee!

now, who wants to see what dubya would look like if he was in the village people?
i do! i do!

nothin much

ok, today, i had to do more homework. again, (as i reminded you in one of my earlier posts, this is july, which is in summer. summer is where you do no homework, because you are not in school.) this is not cool.
i have to make a graphic organizer (i know...i dont know what it is either) about the neolithic and paleolithic ages. wow.
if you have any tips such as what a graphic organizer is or what those two ages are, please tell me, because right now, im in trouble.

my life

now that i have apologized for my lack of posting, ill tell you about my vacation. it was quite fun, but there were some not so great parts.
once, we went tubing (not behind a boat, just moving down the river) which started out to be fun, but then became...(dramatic pause) the tubing trip from hell!
i know, i know, you think im over reacting, but im not.
the first ten minutes of this two hour tubing trip were nice and peaceful, then i realized that god must hate me. first, every possible obstacle there could be was there, and naturally, i ran into all of them. then, some friendly beavers apparently decided to block the entire river with their dam.
then it rained...and lightninged.
my first thought was "wow! im glad im in a rubber raft!" then i realized this tube had a bottom, so naturally the rain was filling it with water. i was going to be electrocuted and die .
i didnt of course, or else this would be really scary, but it still sucked.

hey hey

hey! sorry its been so long since i posted. first off, i was on vacation for a week with no access to the computer. second, i couldnt get this website to work. turns out i was trying to do it wrong. so, for all those reasons, its been about two weeks since ive revealed my deepest thoughts to the world. im sure that youre crying, at least on the inside.

Joel vs. Roses

question: what do billy joel and guns 'n roses have in common?
answer: they both have songs that that for the first couple minutes are only whistling.
of couse i am talking about "the stranger" and "patience."
now go up to someone, look them in the eyes, and tell them that that is not cool.
i know, its impossible. because it is really cool.

Anchorman

last night i went to go see anchorman...wow.
not only did it feature luke wilson and vince vaughn as evil newscasters, but it also had brick, the fun-loving newscaster who revealed to us that he had an iq of 46. what made it better was that at the time, he was putting miracle whip into the toaster.
so i definatly recommend it to anyone who likes will ferrell. or, someone who hates him, seeing as he gets mocked throughout the whole movie.
im finished now. enjoy a nice ceiling fan

Guess What!

tommorrows my birthday!
i seriously almost forgot. i think im experiencing early senility.
wow.
anyways, i dont know about you, but im excited. if you are not excited, i understand.

Why Lookie Here

Look everyone! Baby!Bro has a blooooooooog!
Now, he's going to take over here and make a post for himself, and, I imagine, change the title. Which I wrote as "w00t!" :::snicker:::
"Oh, honey, no," says my mother. "Like, your *own* blog? Blogs are for people who have nothing better to do with their life."
Yah.
Welcome to the cult, Baby!Bro.